bored to death and need help.

Guys, I need help.

Could you please suggest me some good novels to read? I got no work to do in office and I don't know what to do. Thought I will read some books.

I've been researching but I was not successful in coming up with some good novels. Would you mind to suggest some? I like psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, revenge, serial killers, suspense thrillers and maybe humor also.

I don't like romance, sci-fi, fantasies, horror, biographies. Please help me, will you?

Thanks.

PS: Sorry for the stupid post. I don't know. I was like, thinking and didn't know what to do. And I thought I'll ask my fellow bloggers. :)