bored to death and need help.

Guys, I need help.

Could you please suggest me some good novels to read? I got no work to do in office and I don't know what to do. Thought I will read some books.

I've been researching but I was not successful in coming up with some good novels. Would you mind to suggest some? I like psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, revenge, serial killers, suspense thrillers and maybe humor also.

I don't like romance, sci-fi, fantasies, horror, biographies. Please help me, will you?

Thanks.

PS: Sorry for the stupid post. I don't know. I was like, thinking and didn't know what to do. And I thought I'll ask my fellow bloggers. :)

even i can write stories.

OK. Let me confess the fact that this post is a fiction.

I was getting so bored one day when I was sitting in the office – no work to do, yet a critical resource. I thought I’ll make some friends. I’ve an option to use some ‘Happy Hours’ in my office where I get to access commercial websites.

And then, I found this girl to chat with. I first sent a very casual email though I never expected a reply. Girls don’t reply to emails from strangers, you see. And then, just like I said, there was no reply. You know how guys behave when they find a girl. I sent another email, this time apologizing. Nope, she didn’t fall for that too. I underestimated this girl. I sent another email saying – even your best friends were strangers to you some day, just like I’m now.

I got a reply. And I replied and she replied and I replied and it went on and on. The first day we exchanged 28 emails. I didn’t have any bad intentions though. I knew she didn’t trust me enough as you can’t trust anyone online. Emails became continuous and then I invited her to chat. She accepted and then we chatted for hours and hours everyday. One day, I asked her mobile number and never expected she would respond the way she did. After all, it’s just a number. But it’s her mobile number. I wanted to talk to her. Desperately. I found a work-around. I gave her my number.

She got busy and we didn’t chat for a few days. One day I got a text message from an unknown number saying it was her number and she would come online after sometime. I suddenly replied saying ‘Now you trust me enough to share your mobile number, huh?’

Okay. Now, that was the start. We stopped chatting and started messaging. And then we talked. I wanted more. I wanted her to sing and she did. See, human beings are desperate. They are not happy with what they already have. Now that I got her number, I wanted to see her. And then I saw her, she saw me and blah blah blah...

I’m a dumbass when it comes to ‘flirting’. I didn’t mean to say she was an expert but we got close enough to compliment each other saying about our good qualities (if that can be called flirting). We were getting closer day by day. We wanted to chat always. I wanted her to keep in touch with me thru messages. Chatting, telephoning, emailing, flirting, possessiveness, love, like, this that… Just like you can imagine how couples would be.

But no, we haven’t proposed each other yet but we were sure that we loved each other. At least we don’t mind loving each other if not we haven’t loved each other as yet. I happened to be one of the good guys she happened to meet and after 89 thoughtful days she decided to say it first.

‘Hey, I want to tell you something so very important.’ She said.
‘What?’ I enquired.
‘Marry Me.’
‘WHAT?’ I was shocked.
‘I mean, listen to that song. It’s nice!’

PS: So, I had nothing to do for the whole day at office and the idea of making a new friend, messaging, talking, flirting tempted me to write this post. :D

dont listen to your manager, ever.

What can I say? I think the title says it all.

This is my third week in Delhi. I came here for 2 weeks. And now he is asking me to stay for another week. I dont have enough dress to wear. I hate the food here. And how on earth he can ask me to stay here for another week? Fucko!

I got work to do at home. I cant just let my parents do everything on my behalf. It's me who should be running here and there. I didnt ask him for leave. I just said I will work from home like I used to do before. Why is he making me stay here?

I cant think how humble he was to me when I resigned. He just wanted me to revoke my resignation and stay with the company. He said my communication skills are good and he wanted me to be a Business Analyst. He kept his promise and also gave me a hike. I'm a Business Analyst now. But now I regret my decision. I should have gone ahead with my resignation. I hope this will end up in something good for me.

He is an A**HOLE, really!

PS: BTW, my new Minesweeper record - 179 secs! Isn't that cool? :D



PPS: Managers give you false/true promises just to get their work done. Don't fall for their sentiments. They suck! They really do!

extremely useless finding.

I play cards (Microsoft Games to be exact :D) when I don't have work at office. So I've been playing this game for quite sometime. And I happened to notice something. Please don't kill me after reading this. Okay. I warn you, this is extremely useless information and not worth reading it. Seriously!

Okay. So you still want to read. I like that. Have you played MS game Solitaire? Have you ever noticed what happens when you win the game? The cards which you have arranged on their respective slots would jump out and make some nice (or weird?) design. This actually is a slow process. I mean card jumps out slow and moves away. (Please see the image for better understanding)

Now, what on earth is my 'finding'? Here it is. As I said earlier, the card moves slow. But, if you keep moving your mouse so fast, the card-motion becomes fast too. That's the information I would like to 'announce'. khe khe khe...

PS: I was striving for some topic to write on my blog. And God heard my prayers and made me move my mouse fast when I won the game. And I happened to make the most amazing discovery of all times.

i really am smart.

I received some text messages few days back. It was from the consultancy through which I got selected in Hyderabad-Company. Messages were kind of rude saying that I should have informed about rejecting the offer earlier. 'She' had also mentioned that she has never met such a smart and greedy guy in her life. Khe khe khe...

I take it as a compliment. In one way or the other every one in this world are selfish. But not everyone in this world are smart. So that message clearly said I'm smart. But is that the way to contact a person? Sending rude text messages?

I replied as an email saying blah blah blah stupid reasons to justify my lies. I also thanked her for calling me smart. It was kind of War-of-Words. khe khe khe... I got sudden rude-replies from her. She was complaining about my professionalism.

Fuck her! I actually wanted to copy-paste those emails here. But then I wouldn't be a professional. Actually I'm not. khe khe khe...cuz I feel I gave rude replies too :D But thats OK. She did first. Khe khe khe...

So, that's all about it. I'm gonna join Bangalore-Company on 10th this month.

PS: I know this post made no sense to anyone. I cant help it though. I'm out of my mind.

i have a situation.

I was on the verge of joining a company in Hyderabad. But few days back I got selected in a company in Bangalore. I'm confused now.
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If I go to Hyderabad, I got to spend 27Hrs in train to reach Cochin. It would be 2.5 days to-n-fro. So to stay 2 days at home, I got to take 4 days leave. I can opt for flight then. But its kinda expensive. Also I got no place to stay and to take a rented house is way too expensive.

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If I go to Bangalore, it just take 12 hrs to reach home. Train charges are affordable. I got lot of relatives there and I can stay there. I can save some money also though Bangalore is expensive than Hyderabad.

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Now I'm hunting for some reason to tell Hyderabad company that I'm not joining there. :((

money is important.

I joined this company few months back. They gave me good offer compared to my previous pay. But my current company is not gonna give any hike for the next 2 years and that is for sure.

The technology I'm working on is rare. Only very few companies use it. Now, I got selected in another company where they offer me much more. I need to submit my resignation very soon. But I doubt if they would make this an issue. I suppose not but still I'm kinda skeptic about it.

My team here is power packed. Full of fun. When I said this to one of my friend, he asked me to stay back. But friends are just fun. Nothing more. I wanna invest into stocks and my friends are not gonna give me money. I wanna buy a BMW car at the age of 40 and again my friends are not gonna help me.

I love money more than my teammates :D

Photo Credit: Mosuhu / Image

to save some money.

Yesterday was my last day in my project. I may not see them often. They dint want me to forget them and they decided to gift me. My manager came to me and shook my hand. He handed me over the gift pack and asked me to open it.

I don't know how he came to know about my dream to buy a BMW 5 Series car at the age of 40. But I was thinking wats the connection between my wish and a 'Letter-Box' (the gift). But actually that was a Piggy Bank. khe khe khe... They must be knowing I'm a spendthrift and I shud really be saving money to achieve my goal. :D

And so, here it is.


PS: This is a one-time saving bank. Cuz once if it gets full, I will have to break it to take the money. The lock and key doesn't work :((

i laughed a lot today.

So, I got shifted to some other project and today was my last day there :| You know what? Changing locations from one place to another sucks. BIG TIME! :((

Company will shift you according to their wish to wherever they want. They might even kick you out without any sympathy. But the problem arises when you are planning to shift yourself to some other company. Managers come up with some stupid-theories and untrustworthy-promises to make you stay in the same company but with no hike or any such thing. Okay. Blaming company standards or practices is not the intention of this post :D

Today, as a part of Valentine's day, people in our bay conducted 'Love letter Writing competition'. khe khe khe...I thought it was easy and I took a pen, though I do not have much experience in 'writing' love letters. Literally. ;)

I never thought I would run out of words to write a love letter. I have written some blogs about love. But when somebody ask you to write a love letter, I'm sure, everyone would struggle a bit. Anyway, everything went good and I had a very nice time in the office.

wish me luck.

I'm off to Coimbatore. New company. New project. New place. New culture. New Climate. New mosquitoes :P. Hopefully new friends. New Email ID. New mobile number. New food. New water. Hope i wont struggle there for its a better place than Chennai.

I'm happy that i can come home every week.

at office.

So here I'm. The most awaited day this was, since i joined the company. The Last Working Day! khe khe khe...I cant type another blog sitting in this office. From 10th, new office, new place and new friends.

I got nothin to tell you in person. But i think i will miss you people. Yes, hopefully very few of them. My Project Manager and people who sit next to me. I would keep in touch with them for sure. I'm happy but sad also on the other side of my brain :)

i dont wanna type any longer. These people will block my ID as soon as I finish this email. So I'm in a hurry. I don wanna take last minute risks :D n yea You would also prefer me to stop flattering.

I will see you all. Love you...

Photo Credit: Alejandro Macías / Image

iTs yOu i nEeD...

Yes, I'm in Chennai. Got lot of beautiful girls around me. Ofcoz, some of them better than you in many ways. Some of them are worse.

But it's you I need. Not just a girl.

nEw cUbicLe iS nOwHeRe nEaR gOoD...

I came to office late today. As usual. I had to attend a meeting online. I rushed towards my seat. I kept my bag aside and logged in. I was surprised for the login ID wasnt mine. i was like WHAt?!

"Hey, dont you know? Your place got shifted to there" my friend said pointing to a computer which was open to anyone who goes to the rest-room.

Even i had no idea of shifting the place and no one told me also about this. I was already late for the meeting. I spent 5 minutes to get my things shifted to the new place.

New place sucks! This is not at all good. All my friends are with their friends and I'm the only one to stay with a stranger. And the funny thing is I'm sitting next to an IT Admin guy. So that would mean that i CAN NOT take orkut illegally. That was my only time pass and ofcoz blogging. Even I'm not supposed to open Mozilla. The greatest concern is anyone can see my PC.

To make the things worse, employees from the other facility also shifted to here. And now when i go to the cafeteria, i feel it no different from a local railway station. People everywhere :(

i miss my old place.

rEtUrN oF tHe niNja cAt...

i love cats! :D

hEaRt iS iNsiDe mY sToMaCh...

i have been sick very few times. Frankly, i don remember the days when i was sick, lying on bed, taking medication n stuffs like that. But now...hmmm...

i feel, i'm walking carrying a 50KG weight on my neck, unfortunately thats my head n i cant drop it. However i would consider rewarding the person who can cut my head off my neck. I feel something is being pumped directly to my head and i can feel the 'push'. I cant turn my head cuz i feel i will fall cuz of the weight.

Heart is inside my stomach. i can feel the heartbeat when i rub my hands over my tummy (especially belly-button). i think it will burst, though it wont show any signs of a 'high-pressure-balloon'. I can hardly type cuz its too cold in here. Every companies swtich off the AC for cost-cutting but my company does the opposite. FUCK THIS AC! :\

I got lots of work for 2moro n i dont think i can come to offis. But i gotta try. Do you have a cork? Please...i wanna cork my fuckin (read 'running') nose.

That's it! I'm fucked! Please pray for me! :)

cOrPoRaTe viSiOn - vErY tRuE

This is what exactly happens in a corporate world. Top levels gets paid more for 'shitting' on bottom level guys.. :((

55 fiCTioN #5

55 Fiction is a form of micro-fiction that refers to the works of fiction limited to a maximum of fifty-five words.

THE PSYCHO

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The scream pierced her ears.
What's happening? she thought

In the other room she saw her husband dead.
Frightened, she began to search the cupborad for the gun. It was missing.
Seeing a figure, running towards her, she shudderred.

'Mummyyyy, I KILLED HIM!' she screamed, hugging her mom tight.
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PS: I recently read an article featuring a psychopath-father molesting his own daughter. This post is dedicated to that f*cking-psycho-father.

gUn oN mY dEsK... >:D

first, it was a 'boat on my desk' and now its a gun! :D I'm happy to write the 2nd part of 'a boat on my desk' and u can read it here.
i m so happy that i found a very effective way of spendin leisure time at offis. i'm into Origami nowadays n i find it really interesting. its challengin too. Everytime i get to know new crafts. My kids would be so lucky to get a father like me who can make many paper crafts. :D

So here are my craft works. :D
This is my Gun. So beware! :P


This s the cube which i learned to make newly ;)


from a different angle...

iT mAkEs mE hApPy...

Money makes me so happy that i feel i'm on top of the world. When i work on somethin for quite some time, i get bored. i curse them, i blame them. But when i get to do the same work for a higher salary, i praise them. Money matters to me a lot.

There is no point in teasin me. i cant be blamed. You will also do wat i did if u were in the same situation. Or does tat make u jealous when i do wat u do but i get a better paycheck?

a bOaT oN mY dEsK... >:D

i have always been crazy about Origami. i used to wonder how do people make dragons and all sorta wateva things they want outa a sheet of paper. And the surprising thing is there s math behind it. i once tried to make a dragon. it was gettin too complicated n i did stop in the middle but i found it very interesting. i tried learnin them watchin some videos in youtube.

This post is all about 'a boat'. i think this boat (which i made) is different from what you make. i studied this from one of my college-friend Jerry. He is an expert and now i'm too. ;) Here is the boat i made and that is my hand :D

^^^
That is cute na?