Showing posts with label is this true?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label is this true?. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2011

no comments.


Now that I know why do people write blogs, my next concern is why do people comment/follow blogs.

I have no idea how a girl behaves when she sees a new blog. But I do know something.
  1. Girls like to be 'commented', though they don't comment.
  2. They comment because you commented. Tit-for-Tat.
  3. They dont comment. They update their blog, saying they were busy doing something more important and would comment soon (before world ends).
  4. They comment because there are nice girls too.
  5. They comment. Exploiting Tit-for-Tat.
  6. They do comment/follow, if its worth doing.
  7. Are you a frequent commenter on my blog?
Now, guys are so generous, you see. They comment and follow most of the blogs. Just for 2 simple reasons.
  1. The blog is just amazing.
  2. The blog author is a girl.
PS: This is meant to be a partially-funny-partially-true post. No offense, please.

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

no one will question us.


The greatest advantage of writing a blog is, we can cry our heart out and say its a fiction.

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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

mera number kab ayega? ;)

In a lifetime the average person spends around 336 hours kissing - equivalent to a fortnight-long snog.
^^
I just read this in Yahoo FTP (by ANI). This is just a snippet. You can read the full post here. If what they say is true, I just cant wait for my 336 hours. khe khe khe... ;)

PS: Sorry ANI if what I'm doing is plagarism.

PPS: Please note the change in my blog title :D

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

aNd i jUsT hUnG mY hEaRt...


i was so eager to plan about buying a car with my own money. i wanted to buy a Honda Jazz. And few days back i happened to see Volkswagen Ad in Times of India newspaper and i changed al my plans. i thought i will go for Volkswagen Beetle. i liked it so very much.

It is small, really small and the Ad said it's people's car. Wow! Perfect! i was so happy until i heard the price. You wouldnt believe just like i did. I can buy a Honda-Civic if i have that much :|

Its 15 Lakhs! (Please dont blame me if its not true)
:((

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Friday, November 6, 2009

piECe oF pApEr sCrUtiNy...


i resigned from my current company! Still the date is not confirmed. i'm not done struggling. Not yet!

i wanted to get relieved from my company ASAP. i talked to my managers and they simply said it is NOT possible. i was out of my mind those days. At last, they informed my last working day would be Dec 07 2009! My parents were worried too for the tension i was suffering. I dint wanna tell my parents a specific date as such cuz Dec 07 2009 was a tentative one.

My parents do believe in God and so they do believe in Horoscope / Star also. They took my horoscope to an astrologer. They might have said something. One day at night, Dad called me and told this to me. He said till Dec 7th i'm having a very bad time. i was like - WHAT?!' i told dad tat dec 7th will be my last working day.

i dono how to express my surprise in words. i dono if the piece of paper can be believed or not, but i was stunned. I'm not here to say that i became a strong believer of horoscope n i want you people also to believe it. I'm writing this post cuz i'm frightened. Whateva happened or whateva tats gonna happen (at least till Dec 7th) in my life is 80% accurate as written in tat paper.

The reason i'm panicking is, it is again written in my horoscope that i would (most likely) die at the age of 28 n if i survive that, i would live 79 years! I'm 25 now n i don mind dying at 28 rather than living till 79. khe khe khe... :P

PS: That wasnt funny. I started takin it seriously n i dono..if i need to believe it or not! :O

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Friday, September 11, 2009

oN aNd On AnD oN...



when i was in school, i wanted to join college.
when i was in college, i wanted to find a job.
when i found a job, i wanted to quit and find another job.
when i found another job, i wanted more money.
when i earned more money, i wanted to get married.
when i got married, i wanted a kid.
when i got a kids, my expenses grew.
when i controlled my expenses, 'he' reached the age to go to school.
when he joined school, i wanted him to join college.
when he joined college, i wanted him to get a job soon, so that he could take some of my responsibilities.
when he got a job, he wanted more money.
when he earned more money, he wanted to get married to the gal he loved.
and on and on and on...
but
where did all my money go?
for whom was i livin for?
all i earned, i spent for the one i loved.

is this life?

PS: This is, for sure, not from my experience. I'm not married and so i got no wife n kids...but still, where is my money? :D
khe khe khe...

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

iS tHiS tRue???


i jus came across an image... i was wondering if this is really true.. :D

Wormhole

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