i have a situation.

I was on the verge of joining a company in Hyderabad. But few days back I got selected in a company in Bangalore. I'm confused now.
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If I go to Hyderabad, I got to spend 27Hrs in train to reach Cochin. It would be 2.5 days to-n-fro. So to stay 2 days at home, I got to take 4 days leave. I can opt for flight then. But its kinda expensive. Also I got no place to stay and to take a rented house is way too expensive.

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If I go to Bangalore, it just take 12 hrs to reach home. Train charges are affordable. I got lot of relatives there and I can stay there. I can save some money also though Bangalore is expensive than Hyderabad.

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Now I'm hunting for some reason to tell Hyderabad company that I'm not joining there. :((

yours forever, hopefully.

My bestest friend is gonna get married. I was just thinking how I'm gonna survive without talking to her. I have heard girls change after marriage. I hope it wont be the case with my friend. But sometimes I get so jealous over the one who is gonna marry her. I don't know. I don't want her to love someone else. I know its of no use saying. I know one day I will be out of her mind. She will start loving her husband. I dint mean to say that she will forget me, but eventually the 'love-factor' will degrade.

So, before she stops loving me, let me stop it. I wont call or message her after her marriage. Perhaps she will miss me. Let her. I'm gonna miss her too anyway.

I'm wondering how many people would be there in this world like me. But nobody can help it.

PS: I dint mean to say that people will lose their best friends after marriage. There are exceptional cases also. I just fear that I may lose her after her marriage. Its well and good if I dint. But what if i do lose her? It may take the breath out of me. I'm sure gals wouldn't need their best-friend after marriage like the way they needed him/her before marriage. This post maybe the biggest blunder I have ever written in my blog. I'm sorry. I just wanted to write this down somewhere.

yet another finding.

I had once asked in one of my blog (and God knows which blog it is) why still there are lot of arranged-marriages* happening even when I see lot of lovers around.

I found the reason.

I will tell you a story! Once there lived a guy who loved a girl. He thought they loved each other a lot and cant exist in this world without being together. They informed their parents about this and that became a serious issue. And for some reason they broke-up. Years later, this guy happened to meet some other gal and fell in love with her. He loved her so much. But, he started to thinking of the embarrassment he will have to face if he tell this to his parents cuz they already knew about his first affair. And for that reason, he sacrificed his love!

This is not the case with everyone but I'm sure those who got over the first affair would definitely hesitate at the first hand to tell their parents about their second affair. And that can be, which i suppose, would be the reason for many arranged-marriages* in this hard-to-find-single world!

*doesn't mean Love & Arranged marriages.

genuinely insane self.

I was very much fond of playing cricket when I was young. I liked wicket-keeping though I was not a good keeper. To add strength to that statement, one day, the ball hit my nose. I was continuously sneezing for about half hour.

I got so tired sneezing and went home at last. I just stared into the mirror and was shocked by the irregularities. khe khe khe... I saw a bent-nose. OMG! It was not actually bent, but I pressed my nose to feel the bone and I felt a difference. I dint want my parents to find this out and desperately wanted to hide my bent-but-not-yet-bent-nose.

IDEA! I took a small hammer!

I wanted some place to support my nose so that I can pat on my nose and make it straight. I thought a lot and at last I laid my eyes on the teapoy. I went near it and placed my face on the teapoy so that my nose is the only part on it. I took the hammer. I swear, I would have been a fool then (even now I'm, to post it here and get embarrasses :D).

I shot two small pats on my nose and checked if it straightened. No! Okay. I held my breath and gave a strong-enough-to-break-my-nose-bone pat. OMG! I was startled to see the blood flowing thru my nose.

PS: Please dont try this at home. Khe khe khe... :D

why?

I look around. I see guys and gals (my friends they are) are on phone most of the time, talkin or textin. When I ask them, they say they are together. Couples or lovers or wateva we call it. Yes, not-legally-engaged-couples i meant :D. They say they are madly in love.

But, I'm wondering, why they aren't gettin married to the one they love?

how much do you weigh?

There is a common misconception that the level of fat in your body decides how good you are. I thought this was mainly among elders. But it is not. I, very recently, happened to talk to a friend of mine whose marriage got fixed. For fun sake, I teased her saying my aim was to get married before her. The very next question was 'Did you become fat? And my answer was a 'NO'. I never happened to climb the chasm of 'Under-Weight'. khe khe khe...

'Fat are good people. Thin are cunning' She yelled. I wont blame her. I guess she never saw her 'full body' in the mirror. I think no mirror will help her, no matter how big. khe khe khe...

Okay. This post is not about teasing fat people. But to say that there are good-thin-people also. Maybe I'm not one of them ;) Never judge a person sizing them up. Just like 'Dont judge a book by its cover' :D

PS: Perhaps this post will help me find a better girl. khe khe khe... :D

they are called 'relatives'

This post is about my recent observation about our family relatives. I, unfortunately, happened to talk about my friend's love marriage to my parents. Luckily, for my parents, one of my relative was also at home.

I found a very funny truth (in fact, many) when we finished the conversation.

Their first problem is that it is a 'Love Affair'. They hate the word love BIG TIME. Their next problem is if she is of the same caste or religion. They dont care even if the guy/gal is good-for-nothin.

Next problem is 'family-support'. And by the word, they just mean that they need all their relatives to come for the marriage. They give lot of suggestions. They vanish after the D-Day. They are those who spend lakhs and lakhs of money for a marriage and then regret spending it.

Their next problem is 'public'. What would they say? Public - assholes. They are just interested to make problems. Oops..I'm sorry. I dint mean every one of them but very few like ***** :P

I have only one question. "Can you promise me that I would be happy for the rest of my life if I marry a gal you suggest? "

aRe aLL gUyS liKE tHiS? part 2

i found some very interesting blogs recently. i was surprised to know the fact. Is it somethin like a Blog-House-Effect like Green-House-Effect?

I read a very good blog n 'HE' has a very good reputation when it comes to bloggin. He started bloggin 3 years back n he had only less than 25 followers. At the same time, i came across another blog n 'SHE' started bloogin a few months back. Early this year to be little specific. Her 'topics' were 'OK'. Neither good nor bad n she had less than 50 posts in total. BUT, she had more than 70 followers.

Another funny fact is, most of them were 'Guys'! khe khe khe... Guys do follow 'ONLY' gals' blog? Why is it so? Only Gals do write good blogs? Duh!

Why Guys only follow gals? Even when it comes to blog? i can think of obvious reasons when it comes to other topics...khe khe khe... Hey gals out there - you are lucky! Your blogs get more popular than a guy's.

PS: You can read the first part here, on my other blog.

i'M hApPy...

[Pre-Script: inspired by a true story! khe khe khe...BTW, You may come across some Malayalam words. But don worry i hav given their translations also, in 'brackets']

I had a friend, Ritesh, who used to stay with his uncle then. His uncle was a drunkard. There was no time we could see him on two-legs. khe khe khe...

On a weekend, we wanted to call Ritesh at night and dialed his number. Unfortunately he was not available but his uncle answered the phone. for obvious reason, he was 'drunk'!
'HAALLLOOO' Uncle shouted!
'Hello, Can i talk to Ritesh' my friend said, havin no choice
'Aaraa?' he said in Malayalam. ('Aara' means 'Who')
'Njan Happy-ya' he said. (I'm Happy)
'Ritesh evide illaa. pinne vilikkuu..okaaayy' he cut the call having said that. (Ritesh is not here. Call later)

The next day morning, luckily when the uncle was on his 'two legs', he vaguely remembered somebody had called yesterday.
'Ritesh, ninakku ariyuo?' he mumbled. (You know what?)
'Innale aaro enne vilichu. Enittu parayuva avan Happy aanennu. hehehe... athinu avan happy anengil njan enthu venam?' he laughed out loud! (Yesterday someone phoned me n said he is happy. what should i do if he is happy?)

khe khe khe...
Hearing that Ritesh too couldn't stop his laughter. His uncle never knew his friend's 'name' was 'Happy'.

mY rEcEnT fiNDinG..kHe kHe kHe... :D

friends who have neva felt getting married to each other are neva best friends, no matter what!

PS: Ofcoz, i meant a boy and a gal :P unless they are, you know, ahem ahem... :D

a dRaGoN oN mY dEsK... :O

this time its a dragon! ;) Would you believe if i say i made these dragons? :D They were looking so cute! it took some time for me to learn it but every time i made it, i learned something new.. i kinda love Origami!

See its tail! :P


GRRRRRrrrrr....


This one was better than the others, not photo-genic though :( Picz not clear :(

aRe aLL giRLs LiKe tHiS..? pArT 4 :-/

Pre-Script: Please do NOT continue reading if you are already offended!

boy: seems u r in good mood 2day... :D
girl: i m always in good mood.
boy: wat u do durin ur leisure time?
girl: i don hav free time. m busy al the time. :|
boy: wat happened to ur blog? y not updating it? runnin outa topics? :P
girl: i never run outa topics :|
boy: okay. wats the name of the character in the pic?
girl: Calvin. u dono?
boy: No...i m hearing tat for the first time.
girl: u havent heard? u dono Mills n boon, u dono Calvin n hobbes! Oh Gosh!
boy: Hmm... are u kinda-show-off girl?
girl: show-off? wats that?
boy: gosh! u know Mills n boon, calvin n hobbes but u dono the meanin of show-off?
girl: there is no point in talkin to u. i'm gonna block u in orkut n gtalk. go n learn manners first.
boy: don feel offended.
girl: you r such an insane. don talk to me anymore. u r a bastard with bad mouth. u r askin me not to feel offended. u can ask me if i m a show-off girl n u dint feel it offended? u r very old but immature. arent you? learn to be polite n then talk to me.
boy: *thinks* i shudnt have don this mistake talkin to her. OMG!
boy: please don use foul language...when i don react when u used tat word, it doesnt mean that i dono any words to use against :|
girl: i was normal when talkin 2u. go learn some manners. no wonder why your friend don call u.
boy: *thinks* which friend? :O
girl: hypocrite! you say to someone you aren't normal and then say don't get offended what an heroic deed! u ask me if i m showin off n u ask me not to use foul language?
girl: bye
boy: thanks! bye...

*hours later*
boy: *still tryin to figure out what really happened...*
Boy: *thinks* is askin if she s kinda-show-off girl creates this problem? she already said she was in good mood n this is the way she is replyin. then what wud be the case if she were in a bad mood? OMG! lucky me! Are all girls like this? :P fight for no reason outa no-where? Betta not to hav such a stupid friend like this! :P

PS: it wud hav been a really BIG post if i wrote the whole conversation here. So jus imagine some blah blahs in between - useless n senseless at the same time :P BTW, i'm happy to write the 4th part of 'Are All Girls Like This?' series!

tHe dAy oF bLuNdErS...

i don remember the exact date but i do remember that it was during my chemistry lab final exam when i was doin my +2. The foolishly-funniest day in my life! khe khe khe...i still remember the series of blunders i did and the chaos happened after that :| i was nervous (as usual) on the day of exam. i got into the lab and took all the beakers n all those vessels we need to do the experiment. i took some solution of Sodium hydroxide (NaOH) and Potassium Permanganate (KMnO4) in two beakers n pipette, burette n al those and started the experiment.

Blunder1:
We were supposed to take 20ml of NaOH (if i remember right :D) by suckin (literally) the pipette n then pour it into the beaker. But, when i did tat, i tasted a mouthful of NaOH. it took sometime to clean it. i dint know i was a big time sucker then :|

Blunder 2:
'Anoop KR? Who is Anoop?' The external-examiner asked. i raised my hand n the teacher asked me to go over there. She asked wat my registration number was? '620213' i said.
'Then why have u written 682301 in ur lab record book? Whats this 682301?' She asked me angrily.
i was like 'WHAT?!' tats surely not my roll number but it seems so familiar. OMG! teacher, that's my address PIN code'
'WHAT?' teacher shouted and laughed out loud. Every1 started laughin n i felt so embarrassed :| i must b the first guy on the planet to write PIN code instead f roll number. But see, they were similar :|

Blunder 3:
Everyone was laughin at me for what happened regardin the roll number thingy. but i was happy that i got all the experiments right. After the experiments we r supposed to return back the solutions which we took n they had kept two BIG buckets, one for NaOH and other for KMnO4. i must hav gone outa my mind then. i poured NaOH into KMnO4 bucket and KMnO4 into NaOH bucket! Oops... two buckets were purple in color. khe khe khe... n cuz f that all the chemistry lab exams which were supposed to happen after ours got delayed for almost 4 hours. As a punishment, my teacher had me waiting till all batches completed their exams :D


PS: Very sorry for the lengthy post. i couldn't make it smaller :D

gUn oN mY dEsK... >:D

first, it was a 'boat on my desk' and now its a gun! :D I'm happy to write the 2nd part of 'a boat on my desk' and u can read it here.
i m so happy that i found a very effective way of spendin leisure time at offis. i'm into Origami nowadays n i find it really interesting. its challengin too. Everytime i get to know new crafts. My kids would be so lucky to get a father like me who can make many paper crafts. :D

So here are my craft works. :D
This is my Gun. So beware! :P


This s the cube which i learned to make newly ;)


from a different angle...

iT mAkEs mE hApPy...

Money makes me so happy that i feel i'm on top of the world. When i work on somethin for quite some time, i get bored. i curse them, i blame them. But when i get to do the same work for a higher salary, i praise them. Money matters to me a lot.

There is no point in teasin me. i cant be blamed. You will also do wat i did if u were in the same situation. Or does tat make u jealous when i do wat u do but i get a better paycheck?

aM i ReaLLy gOoD..? ;)

I think I’m good. Cuz I have done good things. But I used to think what others would think if I didn’t do something which is good or if I do something which is not good. So am I doing good things for other’s sake? Or is it jus to make an image that I’m good? Does that really make me good?

Are all good people like this? Or aren’t there any good people?
But I’m good! :D

a bOaT oN mY dEsK... >:D

i have always been crazy about Origami. i used to wonder how do people make dragons and all sorta wateva things they want outa a sheet of paper. And the surprising thing is there s math behind it. i once tried to make a dragon. it was gettin too complicated n i did stop in the middle but i found it very interesting. i tried learnin them watchin some videos in youtube.

This post is all about 'a boat'. i think this boat (which i made) is different from what you make. i studied this from one of my college-friend Jerry. He is an expert and now i'm too. ;) Here is the boat i made and that is my hand :D

^^^
That is cute na?

OpPoSiTe PoLeS aTtRaCt... (^_^)

i have been thinkin this since when i was in 10th std. i dono is this somethin like a Thumb-rule which has to be followed or rule-of-nature kinda. i have seen lot of lovers since my childhood. In all the cases at least the gal will be so looking good or the boy will be very handsome. Not even once i have seen where both of them are lookin good. i dono y this is happenin.

The bitter truth is - All Beautiful Gals have Not-So-Good-Lookin Boyfriend and All Handsome Guys have Not-So-Good-Lookin Girlfriend. Why? i'm not tryin to say that the guy or gal is not good at their heart. They might be, but their looks are poles apart. Outa 100, 98 of them r like this :D

So, What i'm tryin to say is, i feel very happy (and lucky, ofcoz) for one day i ll also get a Beautiful-Girl-Friend! khe khe khe...

Photo Credit: AH Digital FX Studios / Image

qUiTe EmBaRrAsSiNg... :-#

i would give you an-advice-from-heart for free.
Never Ever Help A Studious-Beautiful-and-Very-Very-Honest Girl! :(

It was during my model exams in 10th standard. We used to have hundreds of them to keep us healthy for the exams. School authorities saw these exams strictly and every student had to attend these exams. sometimes the concerned teached would give the answer sheets to the students itself for correction, ofcos, not their own papers, but only one condition that they gotta write their name on the corrected-sheets at the end to find the examiner :D

There was a girl named Priya (name changed) in my class and she was good looking n studious. So, for obvious reasons i had a crush on her. ;) i was overwhelmed with joy when i got her Hindi-answer-sheet for correction. khe khe khe... i did nothin except that i jus corrected one answer for her and gave an extra mark. Just 1 MARK! i had many reasons behind n i hope u can guess all those. khe khe khe... i was a KID then. i used to try all stupid things to make her notice me. :D

But you know what she did? She went n gave a complaint to the teacher sayin someone did fraud n its ANOOP! OMG! What on earth made her to complaint this to the Ma'am. She was a semi-crack too. She called me to the front and insulted me the maximum she could. i dint cry. i was not angry also. i just felt sooooooo embarrassing.

But Guys, i dint leave her n she accepted my proposal 3 years afterwards :)

i mUsT b oUtA mY MiNd...

i was the sub-referee for a TT match that happened today at our offis. i was one of the committee member too. Among the players, one of them was from the committee and for that matter, i was, obviously, supporting him. Opponents were my friends too.
i clapped when my friend got some points n most of them do it. But that doesnt mean that i'm biasing. i was fair when questions were asked. But this FUCKIN-RAJA', sonnovagun, commented somethin.
WHAT? WHAT WHAT? i shouted.
he said i'm supporting my friends n there was some match fixing behind it. FUCK YOU RAJA!

i don care a fuck about what you are sayin. i dint wanna make a scene out there but that doesnt mean that u can fuckin back-stab me... u prick!